A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“Slytherin, laugh at me out loud! If one day I get away with surviving and stand at a height that you will not be able to look up to in this life. Then I hope you will remember the joy I brought you today! ”

“Ravenclaw, you don’t have to take my to heart. Knowledge may be more important to you, but in your lazy ocean of knowledge, it is absolutely impossible to give birth to a truly strong person! ”

“Hufflepuff, watch me quietly, your honesty and loyalty were once the noble qualities I expected, but I was doomed to forget about it!”

“Gryffindor…. The college I chose, whether you think I’m a megalomaniac, or you think I’m just a whim, but I’m fearless for this insignificant dream! ”

“his sorting hat! I’m going to Gryffindor! ”

After his speech in one breath, Joshua threw his sorting hat onto the three-legged stool.

He showed a knowing smile, not only because the task prompted by the system was completed, perhaps…. He also longed for this scene of admiration, right?

Everyone in the room was silent, and the Joshua on the stage appeared before the saint.

The air froze for a few seconds, and then there was a sparse round of applause in the dining room, mostly from Gryffindor House, especially from Harry Weasley’s small circle.

“Joshua Joestar!” Of course, there is a price to be paid to the transfiguration, “You all… What are you thinking?! I never… I have never seen such a bold (thick) big (face) bag (nothing) heaven (shame) person! ”

Professor McGonagall’s growl was comparable to the roar letter sent to Ron by Mrs. Reevesley, which Joshua had seen, and it was hard to imagine that an old woman over seventy could have such an astonishing roar.

Joshua looked back with a wry smile and pressed his hands down in the hope that the lady would be discouraged. “Well… Professor McGonagall, don’t be angry, I don’t think I’ll be fired for this mistake, right? Or are you unwilling to accept me as a student? ”

Professor McGonagall stared at him deadly, “Of course not! As a young wizard who has not learned even the most basic spells, you can be bold enough to say those words… Maybe you’re really suited to be a Gryffindor. But the same! In the hall, you want to…”

“Then I accept!” Joshua hurriedly spoke, “Since you have already shown mercy, what can I do to fight?” There’s his rule system in the school and I don’t want to break these things right now…. But I wish I could go back to my house now, after all, there are already a lot of people waiting to eat, aren’t they? ”

Professor McGonagall looked back helplessly, hoping that Old Principal Deng would give her some advice.

However, Dumbledore didn’t care that a newborn calf called him by his name, and the cloudy eyes behind the half-crescent lenses flashed with a kind gaze, he just smiled and nodded, signaling to hand over the handling to Professor McGonagall.

“Oh… Well, even if it’s over, you go and take a seat at Gryffindor… But you give me a memory! Forget it today, tomorrow! After the official start of school, go to Mr. Filch in the evening to be punished! For a week! ”

Is this considered that the head teacher dumped the stubborn child to the janitor for adjustment?

Joshua shrugged subconsciously and found some near-bald skinny man at the classroom table behind him, the janitor who was watching Joshua with predator-looking prey eyes.

Joshua didn’t care, bowed slightly towards Filch, and then walked dashingly to his seat, which surprised the janitor, could this little rabbit cub who looked like a prickly head be a good boy who knew how to be polite?

But the gatekeeper’s whims couldn’t interfere with Joshua, and now he was sitting between Harry and Ron, receiving the praise the victor deserved.

“Hey! Buddy! You’re so cool! I never imagined that I could make such a statement over there! A red-haired boy patted Joshua the shoulder.

Then another boy who looked exactly like him also spoke, “Oh don’t care about George ~ He always has this strange idea.” By the way, my name is Fred, Ron has already told us about you, I think it’s cool to be brought to school by Professor McGonagall! ”

“Then don’t you think the same as me?! It’s weird! The first boy to speak, George, confronted his twin brother, and Fred was also overwhelmed and began an intimate brotherly interaction with him.

“Hmm… Don’t care, they are such people…” Ron, who was sitting next to Joshua, touched his nose, and there were really two living brothers.