A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

[So… Mr. Sorting Hat, can you tell me why you sorted me to Hufflepuff? 】

Joshua narrowed his eyes and smashed his most sinister-sounding voice to communicate with the consciousness of the Sorting Hat.

[Ma ~ don’t resist the child, some of the decisions I made will sound ridiculous to most people, but time will prove it for me after all…]

[But you still have misjudgments!] Especially if there are multiple qualities in someone! 】

Joshua remembered Harry, as a boy who hosted part of Voldemort’s soul in his body, he also had some of Voldemort’s abilities, such as Parseltongue… There was something brought by Voldemort’s soul fragment that made Harry almost sorted into Slytherin when he was sorted (how does it feel like Verus in League of Legends?). ）

The Sorting Hat didn’t know what Joshua was thinking, and the Dementor Waiver accurately protected some of Joshua’s memories.

[What you said has some truth, for example, Minerva McGonagall and Philippius Flitwick behind you, I used to think about putting them in opposite houses, let Minerva go to Ravenclaw, let Felius go to Gryffindor… But they insisted on going to the college they wanted to go to, and the result was… Their achievements are quite good…].

[Isn’t that it?] I think I should go to Gryffindor. 】

[Reason, child. 】

The Sorting Hat was silent for a moment, but still relaxed.

Joshua was also silent, a little worried that he couldn’t say it clearly….

If you can, it’s not bad to enter Ravenclaw or Slytherin, after all, there is less intersection with Harry there, and there is less attention from the upper bosses… It really works a lot for a person who likes to develop obscenely.

But again, Hogwarts is also a small society, if the country is used as a metaphor for this school, then the four houses are undoubtedly four parties with different political views, and the current head of state is from the Gryffindor party.

The passionate and brave Gryffindor, the loyal and simple Hufflepuff, the studious Ravenclaw, and the shrewd and cunning Slytherin.

If Joshua wanted to climb the ladder and become a human being, it would undoubtedly be more advantageous to become a Gryffindor.

The reason is simple, climb the thighs of the big guys and make the appearance of political correctness.

Admittedly, Joshua could choose not to be a Gryffindor, and with the generosity of old Deng, he definitely did not care what house a minor wizard had chosen. But what if this little wizard is eager to make trouble? Do you think Old Deng will once again let a non-Gryffindor student do whatever he wants?

Besides… With the good relationship he has built with the Weasleys now, if he doesn’t go to Gryffindor to ask for a hood, isn’t that a bubble in his head? Only when you know more people can you do things, and only then can you talk about people’s feelings!

However, none of the above reasons can appear on the answer sheet….

So Joshua thought deeply and said: “Red, I like red… I’m Chinese so I like Gryffindor red, okay? 】

The Sorting Hat didn’t know what to say for a while, and for the first time in all the years that he had been in charge of the Sorting House, he had seen someone who wanted to go to an academy for such a strange reason.

“Your reason is very clear…” The Sorting Hat gave Joshua a more pertinent answer, “But I can’t just put you in Gryffindor so perfunctorily… I’m sorry I looked at part of your memory, but I concluded from it that … You look fit to be a Hufflepuff…].

[Of course, the reason will not seem like you are better suited to use badgers as a pattern on your chest… But… How to say it… Ben hat thinks you might… It’s a salted fish. 】

“Nope! I didn’t! I’m not! Joshua was anxious, stood up and shouted, once again attracting the attention of the teachers and students of the school.

【Oh… Kid, take it easy… I think…].

“Mr. Joestar! What the hell are you trying to do?! Professor McGonagall, as if angry, scolded behind Joshua.

The students sitting below also began to talk, discussing that it might not be a good thing for such a freak to come in as if they were from their own academy. Only the Gryffindor side was better, and the discussion was a little quieter.

“It seems that this is the only way to do this…”

Joshua kicked open the three-legged stool under his butt, grabbed the Sorting Hat above his head and turned the brim, and shouted to all the Hogwarts students who were dumbfounded, “I Joshua Joestar have a dream that I think is right!” That is to be the strongest! Stand at the apex of the wizarding world! Even Merlin will bow to me when he is reborn. ”

“So here I am… Arrived at this prestigious Hogwarts! But what do I see again? Lower students do not want to advance, and older students only take exams! I was born to get to the roots! Fight hard for the mystery of magic! Desperate to march toward the truth! ”

“Now… Dumbledore is dying of old age, Voldemort is half dead, these are the worst times and the best of times…. This is also our time, and the world is about to enter a new era! Not being able to dream, not being able to look to the future, that’s the wrong world. I don’t have the conceit to think that everything about me is right, but no one can make me throw in the towel as I progress towards my dreams! ”