My hero is myself

Even gods and Buddhas have no choice.

Naturally, he could only spread his hands and wait and see.

So when he came back this time, he was ready to show off.

Study the martial arts, decipher the destiny jade tablet, and enjoy the cooking skills of the Lynx Empress in this mountain village.

We can wait with peace of mind for the arrival of "big changes unseen in thousands of years".

Roland played with the small wine glass in his hand, squinted his eyes, and looked at Er Xi with interest:

"I heard that you sing very well?"

It's not like he can really hear the thoughts reflected in the moon.

But after returning to the village, I heard many neighbors comment that fairies can always be heard singing in the village at night.

He counted the time and found that it started to appear right after he came out of the mountain.

He suspected that there were no fairies, but wild cats making spring.

"Senior, I'm not one of those girls who sings and sings. I just do whatever I want."

Er Xi blushed and spat lightly.

When you are not around, I hope that the singing can convey my thoughts.

But you are right in front of me, why are you singing...

Roland put down his wine glass with a solemn expression:

"You have misunderstood. How could I treat you as a girl in the hook bar?"

"I know that senior is not the arrogant person..."

"You have to pay for listening to music in Goulan, so you..."

"senior!"

Er Xi turned away angrily.

I thought it was a nice thing to say, but it turned out that I didn’t even deserve the money!

"Hey, you're used to being a lynx empress, how come you're so addicted to money that you're so eager to bite people if you don't give them money?"

"You don't know that's not what it means!"

Roland smiled and took out a piece of silver and handed it to Er Xi:

"Mother, how many songs is this enough for?"

"Senior, if you do this again, I will never set foot in this hospital again!"

Er Xi glanced at him resentfully and stomped out of the courtyard.

The young man in green shirt on the rocking chair did not stop him, he just said slowly:

"How about this, how about you sing a few songs to satisfy me, and then you can also call me Young Master from now on?"

"Slave...is this really okay?"

Er Xi suddenly stopped.

She turned around and stared at Roland with her beautiful green eyes, full of joy.

She is extremely confident in her singing voice.

But because of Roland's casual tone of requesting songs, she didn't want him to get his wish.

But changing the name is still very tempting...

In Lanruo Temple, Nie Xiaoqian spoke like a son, and she proved that the future Buddha would still shout like that, and the Lynx Empress cursed her more than 2 times in her heart.

But privately, I feel that the title "Master" is really good.

It's not like the seniority difference between "seniors", nor the difference in seniority like "master".

The young master and the young lady sound like a beautiful couple that makes people imagine...

Hey hey hey, my young master~

Er Xi was lost in thought, and Roland looked at her with disgust:

"If you want to sing, sing quickly, don't go crazy here!"

"You... hum!"

Er Xi's green eyes flickered, and she glanced at him with anger and joy.

In fact, she had nothing to worry about and hesitated, so she whispered softly and beat the time.

A melodious song sounded.

Roland listened for a moment, narrowed his eyes in enjoyment, and lit a soundproof talisman.

It's not that he is afraid of disturbing people due to his high quality.

But I feel that such beautiful singing cannot continue to be heard by the surrounding villagers in vain.

Today I have reserved the venue, so you can enjoy it exclusively!

……

……

For the next period of time, Roland was very leisurely.

Eat well, sleep well, listen to a little song occasionally, and talk about the battles you have experienced in the past.

In fact, Er Xi knew most of those battles.

Although he is a cat, he can't help but do paparazzi work after he becomes concerned.

Can't you just look at some details after fortune-telling?

Sometimes I still use my ghost to travel thousands of miles, looking at my seniors longingly...

Cough, looking at the young master’s back.

But after listening to Roland's personal account of his passion for traveling eight thousand miles alone, he felt something else.

Who would have thought that the peerless demon soul that makes both good and evil tremble is a handsome young man who likes to eat pastries and drink plum wine?

Roland would also visit Xi Niang Temple from time to time.

It's no surprise that she can run this place prosperously.

This kind of big scam would be put into modern times. A proper female version of Musk would release some news and let the stock market earthquake take the opportunity to harvest leeks.

"These girls' clothes can be like this and this."

Out of his longing for the two-dimensional beauty, Roland also drew several drafts of red and white witch costumes and gave them to the Lynx Empress, asking her to improve her temple wedding attire.

Er Xi looked at these clothes that exposed her arms and legs, blushed, and said a little jealously:

"Young master really knows how to enjoy it, let the girls from my temple help you enjoy it!"

"If you like it, I can also draw a few sets specially for you. It will definitely be more eye-catching than them."

With his mental strength improved, Roland could easily recall all his past experiences.

How could he not remember his wives’ outfits and skins?

Er Xi didn't hear anything, all she could think about was praising herself for looking good in disguise, and even giving her clothes, so she bowed her head in response.

some time.

Er Xi blushed even more when she saw the clothes Roland had made by a tailor.

In short, the girls in Goulan are better dressed than the young master.

But she also knew that Roland had put a lot of thought into it.

In order to match the fabric texture and bright colors that were not available in this era, Taoism's exclusive refining methods were used.

"We agreed that I will only wear it in this courtyard, but I won't go out dressed like this." Er Xi said with great enthusiasm.

"Don't worry, I won't let you wear it out either."

Roland specially picked out a strapless white coat with a short green skirt for Maomao, and attached a few pieces of black diamonds to the sharp shoulders...

Hey, dreaming back to Rhode Island!

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[With the efforts of you and Er Xi, the information of the Destiny Jade Card has been completely interpreted. 】

[You know about the many catastrophes that Jiuzhou Continent will face, as well as the mysterious resurgence of darkness. 】

[However, the recent catastrophe is also a hundred years away from the present. You think that destiny will not let you live until then, so you leave the destiny jade tablet to Er Xi to continue to study. 】

[When she had nothing to do, she used jade tablets to make divination, and she became very interested in the origin of destiny. 】

[In the 34th year of Jiajing's reign, during the New Year, a lively temple fair was held in Xi Niang Temple. You can take a stroll during it. 】

[Several government officials respectfully guided a young Taoist priest into the Xi Niang Temple. 】

"Mountain Goddess, the poor Taoist Wang Yongning, by the order of the Holy Master, please come to the capital to offer me endless glory and wealth."

This Wang Yongning's brows did not have the purity and inaction of ordinary monks, but instead there was an awe-inspiring nobility.

The face is like a crown jade, and the posture is upright.

Taoist robes and accessories are all tailor-made and carefully matched, luxurious but not vulgar.

It satisfies all the imagination of ordinary people about Taoist priests.

Er Xi had heard the prayer and saw the young Taoist priest, but was too lazy to meet him.

She and the young master were comfortable every day, and occasionally took action to protect the countryside. They didn't want to be thousands of miles away and go to Beijing to serve some emperor.

Wang Yongning held the bright yellow imperial edict in his hand and said it respectfully three times. He didn't get any response and his face darkened:

"Little lynx, please listen to me clearly. Pindao is a direct disciple of Tao Zhongwen, a real person who protects the country and protects the country, preaches and upholds the Dharma, is true, loyal, filial and Bingyi. In accordance with the decree of the Holy Mountain today, I invite you to come to the palace to assist.

Just now, I thought it was not easy for you to cultivate and treat me respectfully, so you have to be so negligent. Don't blame me for being so rude and seizing you as a material for alchemy! "

He took out the mahogany sword with one hand and held the yellow paper with the other, holding back his magic power but not releasing it.

Despite his young age, his master was a famous person in front of Jiajing. He was the only person in the Ming Dynasty who also led the three orphans, and was named Uncle Gongcheng.

He originally practiced Taoism and had countless treasures from heaven and earth to eat, so his cultivation was considered a master among his peers.

Wang Yongning waited for a while, but there was still no movement from the statue. His mahogany sword penetrated the yellow paper talisman.

The talisman spontaneously ignited without fire and floated towards the statue:

"arrest!"

The young Taoist priest scolded.

This is preparing to take Er Xi to Beijing by force.

Kyushu has long since lost Heaven.

Shinto positions such as mountain gods and river gods are all conferred by emperors and Taoist sects.

Taoism naturally also has methods of restraint.

As soon as this detention order based on the imperial edict came out, not to mention this nameless hill, even the gods of countless famous mountains and rivers had to follow him back to the capital.

Just when Wang Yongning said those restrained words, he felt a white palm pat his shoulder.

Suddenly, all the magic power in his body seemed to be frozen, and he could not mobilize even a little bit.

The talisman naturally burned in vain and lost its effectiveness.

thump--

Wang Yongning reacted and knelt down directly.

He didn't dare to look back, he just stared at the hand on his shoulder and said tremblingly:

"S-Senior, I don't know that this is your dojo, but if there is any offense, please don't pursue it..."

If practitioners in the capital saw his posture, their jaws would probably drop in shock: