The self-cultivation of the passer-by hero

At the Hakurei Shrine in the early morning, all the dewdrops on the grass blades have not yet rolled down. Facing the first ray of light falling on the ground, the black and white magician lady stared blankly at a certain group of suspected human figures that suddenly appeared on the ground in front of them. creature.

"Takeru? Is this some new way of saying hello?"

"Ah, it's Marisa, don't mind, it's just that the way you came here today is a little special."

Wu Ye, who was lying on the ground, touched his nose and said without hesitation.

"Really? Then why don't you get up? Is it comfortable to lie like this?"

"It's not that comfortable."

Takeru also lowered his already tilted head a little further:

"It's just that I just discovered that seeing people from this perspective has a different flavor."

"real?"

Marisa asked curiously:

"What flavor?"

"Pull your skirt up a little higher and I'll tell you."

"No problem DA☆ZE."

Marisa was completely wary of Takeya's words, and without saying a word, she pulled the skirts on both sides and lifted her skirt up. Takeru's eyes became sharper at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then at an even faster speed. Return to peace.

"Forget it, pretend I didn't say it, Marisa, you are not suitable. I will play this with Alice next time."

"Huh? Why?"

"There is no reason why you are not suitable."

"What does this mean? Why can't I do it? Alice can do it?"

"What do you think? The leggings you are wearing are almost as long as long johns. There is nothing left to see!"

"I said, you two guys"

Reimu, who had just come out of the room fully dressed, saw at first sight a brainless pervert and a brainless idiot putting on a performance for her that could be said to represent the lower limit of IQ.

Breathing the air of a new day, Reimu, who was originally in a good mood, was suddenly disturbed by this scene and his face turned black. Then the next second, countless barrages began to appear in the sky above Hakurei Shrine.

"Really, it's like this every time. Reimu, can't you say hello in a gentler way? We won't be able to stand it if you're too warm."

"Stop talking to yourself, you pervert. If you keep nagging me, I'll kick you out together!"

Reimu raised the broom in his hand in a serious manner, which made Takeya laugh with laughter:

"Just kidding, Reimu, don't take it too seriously."

Reimu knew that she would not "die", so she had absolutely no psychological pressure on herself to move, and she had done this many times.

"snort."

Reimu snorted coldly. She couldn't hear any sincerity in Takeya's words, even though it had always been so.

"Tell me, what's going on today?"

"Huh? How did you know something was wrong with me?"

"Hey, if it was okay, you would have gone to the back to drink tea. Are you still talking nonsense to me here?"

As the saying goes, the person who knows you best will never be yourself. The existence of Reimu illustrates this truth well. As a childhood sweetheart, she has to understand him even though she is competing in martial arts.

"What trouble did you encounter again?"

"Well, this is true, but don't rush it yet."

Wu Ye was a little embarrassed to have the other party see into his heart at a glance. The matter was urgent, but it was not urgent, so it was not impossible to suppress it later, because he was more concerned about another thing now——

"Marisa, why are you here so early?"

Pointing at the black-haired magician next to him who had an expression of "I don't understand anything, but I'm curious" from just now, Takeya asked:

"Usually, shouldn't you still lie on the bed?"

"Takeya, why am I so lazy DA☆ZE?"

Marisa understood what she said, and her expression immediately became a little unhappy, she pouted and said:

"I cherish every day very much, after all, I am a human DA☆ZE."

"Talk!"

Takeya exposed Marisa's lies without any shame:

"Several times when Lingmeng and I went to find you, you stayed on the bed."

"No way."

"Okay, don't be silly, to be honest, did you get into some trouble again? That's why you came to ask Lingmeng for help so early?"

Although Takeru is obviously not much older than Marisa, he can confidently teach her a lesson from an adult's perspective. This is considered a psychological age suppression.

"I'm not causing trouble DA☆ZE!"

Marisa knew that Takeya knew her too well, so she simply stopped hiding anything, since it wasn't a big deal anyway:

"Actually, I didn't get up early today, but I stayed directly at the shrine DA☆ZE last night."

"Are you staying here?"

Marisa's words made Takeya startled. His eyes quickly turned back and forth between Marisa and Reimu several times. Finally, he took Marisa's hand, shook it up and down, and gave her an ambiguous expression. Smile:

"Congratulations."

"ah?"

"Congratulations to your sister!"

Although Marisa didn't understand what he meant, Reimu understood. Without saying a word, she threw the broom in her hand at Takeya's head, smashing him into pieces.

"Wu Ye, do you want to be kicked out by me now?"

"Please forgive me once more."

Wu Ye hastily and honestly admitted his cowardice first. He squatted on the ground holding his head with his teeth bared, rubbed the back of his numb head, and asked after wandering all over the place:

"What happened yesterday?"

"Have you forgotten about such a big event yesterday, Takeya?"

"Is what happened yesterday big?"

Takeya was very puzzled by Marisa's surprise. He seemed to have gone to the old hell with Reimu yesterday, and had a friendly exchange with the residents there.

At most, he became the master of Sora inexplicably, and then it seemed that nothing happened. Oh, by the way, it seemed that Reimu and Marisa were lost in the end.

"By the way, where did you go yesterday?"

Takeru turned to look at Reimu:

"I remember you said you were going to Marisa, and then why did the person disappear? Later, Sakuya and I have been looking for you for a long time."

"Yesterday. Tsk, there was nothing!"

It's okay not to mention this, but when this Lingmeng is mentioned, she really loses her face at all. Yesterday was definitely the most unhappy day for her in a long time.

First, she met an annoying mind-reading monster, and then she got her final spell card out of nowhere by Takeya. The most annoying thing was that when she was looking for Marisa, she met a monster who made people feel confused at first glance. She was furious with the guy.

"What's wrong with Reimu?"

The red and white shrine maiden began to sulk, and Takeshi had no choice but to ask Marisa for help.

"Well, it's only natural for Reimu to be angry, after all, DA☆ZE encountered such a thing."

Marisa nodded understandingly, and Zai Takeya couldn't help urging her, so she continued:

"Takeya, do you know that there is a new shrine that has moved over to Youkai Mountain?"

"Why does each of you ask me this? I'm obviously the first to know, OK?"

That shrine is his enemy from the maiden to the gods, oh no, on the contrary, it should be said that he is the enemy of that shrine.

"Well, that's why Reimu got angry with DA☆ZE."

"What's there to be angry about?"

Wu also didn't understand. As the saying goes, peers are enemies, but I didn't hear that the shrine is also on this side. Even the gods enshrined are not the same. What's the matter?

"No, Takeya, you missed the point."

Marisa moved closer first, then explained to Takeya in a low voice:

"When Reimu was looking for me yesterday, we happened to meet the shrine maiden DA☆ZE."

"Well, what then?"

"Then she declared war on Reimu, as if to compete for Gensokyo's belief, DA☆ZE."

"Ah, I understand this. Religious wars are inevitable."

Takeru nodded in understanding, but it didn't seem to matter to them, right?

"Hakurei Shrine doesn't have such a thing as belief. Besides, our shrine doesn't even have gods."

"But they seem to be fighting for more than just faith."

"More than just faith? What else can be achieved by opening a shrine?"

"There are also game money. It is said that they have collected a lot of game money around the Monster Mountain."

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As soon as the word Sai Qian came out, the scene fell into a strange silence. About three seconds later, Reimu on the tip of his ears had not moved, and Wu Ye couldn't sit still at first:

"Copycat Reimu! Let's go to Monster Mountain and fuck them!"

Thanks for the tip from Shit Lei who doesn’t know the truth.