Rebirth of America: The American Drama System

Pasadena.

California Institute of Technology.

Staff cafeteria.

"ok, ok!"

Rajesh listened to Howard talking endlessly about the sweet story of his reconciliation with Bernadette. He put down the tableware, spread his hands and frowned: "We all know that you have a girlfriend, but can you not be a Showing off like this in front of us bachelors?!"

"In fact, he probably needs to!"

Sheldon raised his head and said: "In economics, there is a concept called status goods. It can only be valuable in the hands of the holder, because other people cannot have it! In a common saying, it is: Oye, I Yes and none of you have!”

"That's not the case! My happiness is definitely not based on the tragedy and loneliness of my best friend!"

Howard raised his hand to retort, but mid-sentence, his voice suddenly changed and he suppressed a smile and said, "Of course, if I say I'm not smiling proudly, it would be a lie!"

"Who is tragic and lonely?"

Leonard came over with a dinner plate and smiled upon hearing this.

"I!"

Rajesh laughed at himself unhappily.

"Oh~"

Leonard suppressed his laughter and said with a strange look on his face: "I used to be like this too, until I got a girlfriend~"

"hey-hey!"

Howard laughed.

"Valentine's Day is coming up on February 14th, do you have any plans?"

Leonard raised the corners of his mouth and asked pointedly.

"I'm going to take Bernadette to a Chinese restaurant, which offers a couple's set menu..."

Howard got excited and kept talking.

"Why do you always like to go to Chinese restaurants?"

Rajesh frowned.

“Because if given a choice, Jews will always choose Chinese food!”

Howard laughed and said: "We are different from you. You are from India, but you are not used to Indian food. I have to say, this is an irony!"

"Hey! That's a bit racist!"

Rajesh shouted dissatisfied.

"Yeah~!"

Howard curled his lips and said with a smile: "It's just you who is discriminating against yourself!"

"..."

Rajesh was speechless. He was like the Iron Man of India, trying his best to integrate into the United States by mocking his own country. Is it wrong? Why don’t all outsiders in America do this?

How can we satisfy our friends in the United States if we don’t criticize our country?

"Speaking of Valentine's Day~"

Sheldon interjected: "Considering that Saint Valentine was a Roman priest who was stoned and beheaded in the third century AD, wouldn't it be a more reasonable way to celebrate on this day with his girlfriend to watch a brutal murder? ?”

"Whenever you have a girlfriend, you can take her with you!"

Howard gushed, "Oh, wait a minute, you'll never have a girlfriend!"

"Hahaha!"

This time, even Rajesh, a miserable man, looked at Sheldon and laughed: "I guess Sheldon, an old virgin who has not had sex for thousands of years, doesn't even know how to use a girlfriend, right?"

"this is not right!"

Sheldon was not angry and explained solemnly: "I just don't want to, it's not impossible! I have grown very well. I am not only strong but also beautiful. This should be clear to you after that night in the Arctic..."

"Eh~"

Leonard and Howard shuddered together, feeling uncomfortable.

"Oh, yeah~"

Rajesh was startled by Sheldon's words, and then murmured with blurred eyes: "That was truly an unforgettable night~"

"stop!"

Leonard shouted: "Back to the topic of Valentine's Day celebrations, what do you think Penny and I have planned?"

"We both know you and Penny must be wild coitus like wild beasts."

Rajesh was interrupted from his fantasy and muttered dissatisfiedly: "But you can tell me, I don't mind listening. It will bring me inspiration. The only thing that can drive me crazy~"

Howard was horrified by Rajesh's "sad" eyes. He moved unnaturally, glanced at Leonard and Sheldon cautiously, and then looked at Rajesh, with a very strange look on his face and a vivid little expression. It conveys a meaning: "Don't say it so ambiguously, okay?"

“Guess who the school sent to Switzerland to attend a seminar and visit CERN’s super collider, right on Valentine’s Day?”

Leonard said with suppressed excitement.

"Professor Norton, for reasons only God knows."

Sheldon muttered dissatisfiedly.

The Super Collider built in Europe is the largest and most energetic particle collider in the world. It can accelerate protons into collisions and is used to explore new particles and microscopically quantified particles. It can be called the supreme artifact in the physics world!

Although Sheldon is very famous in the theoretical physics community, he has never had the opportunity to visit there, so he is very dissatisfied with the school sending other professors to visit.

But I can only endure my dissatisfaction, because Professor Norton is the winner of the Nobel Prize in Physics!

"Professor Norton can't go. He sprained his back while rock climbing."

Leonard explained.

"Professor Norton did sprain his waist while climbing a peak, but I heard that the peak belongs to his new girlfriend~"

"Is she the peak weather girl from Channel 2?"

"That's her!"

Howard and Rajesh gossiped obscenely on the sidelines.

"No matter what!"

Leonard interrupted unhappily: "They invited me to replace him..."

“Swiss or Peak Weather Girl?”

Sheldon asked seriously.

"Hahaha!"

Howard and Rajesh laughed.

"Go to Switzerland!"

Leonard paused and rolled his eyes.

"I guess Leonard would rather have another option instead!"

Howard said with a lewd smile.

"..."

Leonard opened his mouth to retort, but the Peak Weather Girl from Channel 2 flashed in his mind, and he swallowed the words again. He is a scientist and cannot tell lies with his eyes open~

“When it came to visiting Switzerland, they allowed me to take one person with me!”

"It's incredible."

Sheldon was overjoyed: "I'm so happy that I don't even want to question why they chose you. I have to run home and pack my luggage."

With that said, without waiting for Leonard to speak, he ran away happily.

"Why not take Penny?"

Rajesh said in surprise.

Leonard rolled his eyes and said, "I'm going to take Penny!"

"Oh! This is embarrassing!"

Rajesh gloated and laughed.

"By the way, where's Owen?"

Howard said: "You haven't seen him in the past two days?"

"He went to Hollywood."

Leonard was very depressed by Sheldon's move and said weakly: "It seems to be to buy the rights to the Death Comes series of movies."

"Why?"

Howard was startled and asked in confusion: "Why did Owen buy that?"

"Who knows?"

Leonard shrugged.

"Oh, you are miserable!"

Howard looked at Leonard with sympathy.

"With Sheldon here, how could I be worse off?"

Leonard complained.

"Maybe it can!"

Howard explained: "Think about it, what is the most important reason why you were able to pursue Penny?"

"Stalking?"

Leonard said weakly.

"No!"

Howard shouted, "It's Penny who didn't succeed! She's just a waitress who dreams of becoming a star! Just like this, you chased her for more than two years before you managed to succeed! Penny also kept stressing that she could be replaced at any time!"

"Damn!"

Leonard was dumbfounded. Howard explained it so clearly. If he didn't understand it yet, then his IQ of 174 would be all muddled...

PS: Thanks for the reward for the vicissitudes of life! In the past two days, Kavinka’s Lust, Immortality, Desire, and Death have been discontinued, sorry!