Meiman: Weaving myths, starting from urban legends

What is the level of the best performing agents in S.H.I.E.L.D. in ten years?

Eleven fifty-five.

Chu Mu got up without warning and cleaned up his office desktop, pushing the potato chips, beef jerky, and sixth-order Rubik’s Cube on the table into his office drawer.

And when he strode out of the office door and arrived at the entrance of the cafeteria with cheerful steps, the wall clock on the wall of the cafeteria pointed in the direction of twelve o’clock.

Not much for a second, no less for a second… The time management skills of good agents are terrifying.

“Burritos, black pepper steak, and a pie of mapo tofu… Seafood fried rice also bring me a portion, is the thing being fried over there crab? ”

As a global department, S.H.I.E.L.D. has employees from all over the world, and the choice of canteens is also varied, covering almost all major countries.

The chefs are also very good senior chefs, although they are not as good as the top chefs of those large restaurants, but they are definitely much better than the chefs in most restaurants.

In this regard.

S.H.I.E.L.D.’s finance department is very willing to spend. After all, if you want a horse to run, you have to give the horse good grass, and special work as a high-risk occupation naturally needs to ensure a superior living condition.

In S.H.I.E.L.D.’s annual employee ratings, the canteen always tops the list with 99 percent positive reviews, and the remaining one percent of employees give the canteen a bad review.

There is no other reason.

Mainly because S.H.I.E.L.D. also has a part of Korean agents, they can’t find authentic Korean kimchi in S.H.I.E.L.D. canteens, and every year a large number of Korean agents form groups to protest that there is too much meat in the cafeteria.

To this.

Chu Mu was also not surprised. A few days ago, he was in Chinatown, bought a package of kimchi from Qilu, the Great Qilu of the Dragon Kingdom, and experimentally fed it to a Korean girl in the office.

“That’s the smell! A taste of our Korean hometown! ”

For the Korean girl asked Chu Mu where he got the “hometown flavor” kimchi, Chu Mu did not answer, he just confirmed a guess that he was more curious about – the canteen supply department of S.H.I.E.L.D. did not know how to purchase ingredients, and they went to the Korean underworld to buy local kimchi back, of course, so that the Korean agents could not eat the authentic taste of their hometown.

“It’s so unpalatable! The canteen is getting more and more perfunctory! ”

Seeing that the Korean girl was attacking the canteen for not being authentic enough, Chu Mu silently picked up his dinner plate and found a corner where there was no one and began to eat happily.

“Hey, Chu, are you eating alone again?”

A handsome-looking white guy sat opposite Chu Mu, this is the fifth time he has talked to Chu Mu in the cafeteria, Chu Mu is actually not happy to be disturbed by others when eating, but after all, everyone is a colleague of S.H.I.E.L.D., and he can only show a very standard fake smile in the face of the “courteous” guy.

“I like to enjoy food alone.”

Chu Mu’s response obviously did not let the white guy understand the hint in his words, perhaps it can be said that the white guy was pretending not to understand the meaning of “expulsion” in Chu Mu’s words.

“Want some brown bread?” Very healthy. ”

The white guys are still attentive and enthusiastic.

“No, thanks, I’m temporarily allergic to black.”

Chu Mu sighed in his heart.

He is well aware.

The white guy in front of him must have other intentions for himself, but it is not that the guy has any special proclivities and wants to establish a relationship with himself beyond his colleagues.

The white guy’s name is Grant Ward, a very common name, if Chu Mu had not watched the American drama of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, he would only think that this guy was a cannon fodder of the S.H.I.E.L.D. field team. Well, of course, Grant is still cannon fodder, but he has had a lot of cannon fodder in S.H.I.E.L.D. agents’ American dramas.

It was precisely because Chu Mu knew Grant’s name that he knew that Grant was always trying to get close to him, not because Grant wanted to start some story with him that transcended morality.

This guy is a hydra.

Hidden deep hydra.

The hydra within S.H.I.E.L.D. has always liked to develop companions among excellent agents, and it is not unfortunate that Chu Mu’s graduation results in this world’s identity background are very eye-catching.

Hydra will definitely not let go of a talent that meets once in a decade, this is undoubted, sending Grant, a person with very good field skills, to approach Chu Mu, probably because Chu Mu has a yearning for field service in the materials of the S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy, and he is also very good in the field assessment.

Maybe.

Hydra wants to recruit Chu Mu with people who can resonate with Chu Mu, and it has to be said that Hydra can develop a large number of members within S.H.I.E.L.D. is indeed very high.

However, it is a pity.

Even Hydra obviously did not expect that Chu Mu at this time was no longer the original Chu Mu, he was a smarter Chu Mu who knew how to enjoy life.

Fools like to go to the field.

Isn’t it fragrant to play Rubik’s Cube with air conditioning in the office and talk about meat jokes with beautiful colleagues?

“Chu, tomorrow weekend, we have a party, do you want to participate? They are all very good young people who will share some of the strange experiences that everyone encounters when they go out on duty. ”

Grant is still trying his best to get into a relationship with Chu Mu.

“Sorry, I still have some things to deal with tomorrow that I haven’t thought about yet… Grant, it’s not early, I have to hurry back and finish the work at hand. ”

Chu Mu felt that he fully reflected the courtesy that a professional should have, he poured the leftover food into the trash can next to him, put down the dinner plate, and immediately walked quickly to the door of the cafeteria.

“……”

Looking at Chu Mu’s back.

Grant’s expression was full of complexity.

He sighed heavily.

I had never felt that the task assigned by Hydra’s boss could be so difficult. Have a busy job? Who in S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn’t know that Coulson has a super bastard agent?

Hydra’s judgment for Chu Mu’s performance was that Chu Mu was making a silent protest, protesting that S.H.I.E.L.D. did not let him enter the field team as he wished, but instead gave him civilian work.

Originally.

Grant also thinks the same, but with the recent contact with Chu Mu, he has obviously become a little unconfident about Hydra and his own judgment.

This guy… Is it really a depressed agent?

Why do you feel that he is enjoying his current bastard life!

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