Konoha Farm: Uchiha Madara broke out in the opening plan

The next day, early in the morning.

Inside the dormitory building.

Among the rooms between the thousand hand pillars.

On the bed, the Thousand Hand Pillar has just woken up from a beautiful dream~.

When I first woke up, my head was dizzy.

“Whew!”

With a soft breath, his right hand knocked on his dizzy head.

“Next time, you can’t drink so crazy, it’s too hurtful.”

After muttering a word, he just remembered to get up, but found that his abdomen was slightly heavy, as if something was pressing him.

At the same time, he noticed that his left hand was also pressed by something, and he could not pull it out.

With doubts, Senjuju lowered his head and looked towards his abdomen.

Suddenly! His face changed, and his head, which was still dizzy, instantly sobered up as if he had been poured with a bucket of ice water.

Almost subconsciously exclaimed!

“Ah… Apan !! ”

Just after the scream between the thousand hand pillars, he hurriedly covered his mouth, trying to cover up the sound of the scream.

His eyes widened and he looked incredulous.

What’s going on?! Whose house is this? A ban’s bedroom?

Come to think of it.

The Thousand Hand Pillar looked around.

No, isn’t this my bedroom?

How did Ah Ban come to me?

And sleep in the same bed as me?

This moment! The Thousand Hand Pillar was completely stunned!

Shaking his head, trying to recall what happened after drinking yesterday.

But no matter how he thought about it, he just couldn’t remember.

Finished!! Drink the broken pieces!

Could it be… Yesterday I gave Ah Ban “pajamas”?

Senjuju shook his head.

How can it be? I’m straight!

It shouldn’t look like a bend, right…?

Now the Thousand Hand Pillar is very anxious.

Uchiha is still asleep, if he wakes up and knows his current situation, will he chop himself to death?

Qianshou Zhujian thought, is he going to be put away by the shovel that plows the ground?

So that Uchiha will bury himself?

The more I thought about it, the more afraid I was in my heart.

Take a deep breath.

This inhalation caused the abdomen between the thousand hand pillars to bulge slightly.

Uchiha Madara who was originally lying on his abdomen between the thousand hand pillars suddenly sensed something.

He woke up from his sleep.

“Wow~”

Uchiha yawned slowly, his eyelids trembling slightly.

“What a good sleep.”

“？？？”

The next moment, he felt wrong.

“How is it soft?”

Without thinking much about it, Uchiha slowly opened his eyes.

“Groove !!”

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a person pressing under him.

And this person is the Thousand Hand Pillar!!

Uchiha’s face showed a look of amazement, looking incredulous.

He kept rubbing his eyes with his hands.

After discovering that this was not an illusion, his face instantly darkened.

At the same time.

Seeing the black face of Uchiha between the thousand hand pillars, his body tightened sharply, and he forced a smile.

“Hi, early… Good morning…”

When Uchiha heard this, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he could even reflect it!

Almost subconsciously!

He flew directly and kicked fiercely on the body between the thousand hand pillars.

“Hassi Hot Mom!! Climb !!! for Grandpa ”

In one of his roars.

The thousand-handed pillar was directly connected with the quilt and was kicked under the bed.

“Oops! My ass!! ”

One ass sat on the wooden floor, and the thousand hands kept rubbing his butt, and his face showed pain.

“Mada!! What are you guys kicking me for?! ”

“You still have the face to say!” Uchiha’s face darkened, and he yelled, “You ran to my bedroom to sleep, and you asked me what I was doing?” ”

Hearing this, the Thousand Hand Pillar was stunned.

He understands.

Uchiha was the same as himself just now, drunk and sleepy.

“Motor! You widen your eyes and see, whose house is this?! ”

“？？？” Uchiha was puzzled for a moment, and then looked at the bedroom, “Isn’t this my bedroom?” ”

A little unconvinced, he hurriedly opened the kaleidoscope writing wheel eye and opened the reincarnation eye again.

After some confirmation, Uchiha finally understood.

“Big pillar, it’s actually your bedroom.”

“My bedroom, of course!” The Thousand Hand Pillar had a black face, and said righteously: “It’s you, why did you come to me to sleep?” ”

Feeling the questioning little eyes of the other party, the corners of Uchiha’s mouth twitched, trying to recall what happened yesterday.

But no matter how he thinks, he just can’t think of anything.

“Uh… I drank the broken pieces. ”

Seeing that the other party’s momentum was weak, the Thousand Hand Pillar hurriedly questioned again.

“Ah Ban, did you come to my bedroom to plot against me?”

“Plotting against you? Even if I have bad intentions against the people of the entire ninja world, I must not have any intentions against you! Uchiha rolled his eyes, and as he spoke, he rubbed his forehead wordlessly.

Next moment!

A long strip of leather was exposed to the sight of the two.

And this leather strip is being held by Uchiha’s right hand holding his forehead.

“Aba … This is what you say in your mouth, with no intention of me? The corners of Senjuju’s mouth twitched, and he stared at the strip with dry eyes.

“…,” Uchiha’s pupils shrank, looking incredulous, “How is this possible?” I have absolutely no idea about you, and I’m not a pervert! I’m straight! ”

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Uchiha said that he was straight, but the leather strip in his hand was bent.

This seems a bit out of place.

“I believe in your ghosts!”

The thousand hand pillars looked at the leather strip in the other party’s hand, then lifted the quilt and looked at it, but did not find anything abnormal, and then he was barely relieved.

“Apana, I can warn you that I have no interest in you, so don’t think anything about me.”

“Cut.” Uchiha pouted.

Just as the Thousand Hand Pillar was about to stand up and pick up the quilt that had fallen on the ground, suddenly a “clicking” sound sounded from the room.

A long strip of leather fell out of the quilt between the thousand hand pillars.

At this moment, the eyes of Senjukuma and Uchiha were both staring at the leather strip that had fallen on the ground.

Neither of them spoke!

For a while, the bullying in the room seemed very strange, and the needle could be heard!

But soon, the originally quiet room was broken by a scream.

“Groove!! How is this possible?! ”

Thousand Hand Pillar couldn’t help but burst into a foul mouth, his eyes widened, the corners of his mouth twitched wildly, and he said in amazement.

He kept rubbing his eyes.

I don’t believe I have this pimp!

However, Uchiha’s face twitched.

He hurriedly looked down at his bed and found that there was no abnormality, so he was relieved.

What I expected didn’t happen!

Despite this, his face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

“Big pillar, can you explain to me well, what is going on with this pimp?”

It’s obvious now!

He has a strip of pimp.

And the other one must be between the thousand hand pillars.

“Ah… Apa Pin, listen to my explanation! ”

Feeling the other party’s unkind gaze, the Thousand Hand Pillar pouted, and hurriedly said: “Ah Ban, I swear by the lamp and promise that I have no intention of doing anything to you…”

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He was just halfway through his words when he looked up and saw that there were no light bulbs in the lamp holder.

“？？？”

“Huh? What about light bulbs?! ”

Hearing this, Uchiha looked up at the broken light bulb and said: “It seems that you don’t have to swear, the light bulb listened to your oath and it was all broken.” ”

“Aba Baba, let’s take a good look.” Thousand Hand Pillar said with a grin.

“Okay, take a swipe.” Uchiha did not object.

Now the two want to know what happened after drinking the fragment yesterday?

Thousand Hand Pillar tugged his fingers and said, “Ah Ban, after the two of us watched the image yesterday, we started to compete with who has the best amount of alcohol, right?” ”

“Well, that’s true.” Uchiha thought for a while, trying to remember what happened yesterday, and after a while, he said unsurely: “After that… It seems that the two of us went to release water because of the urgency of urine, right? ”

“Yes.” There were memories between the thousand hand pillars, and he nodded quickly, “I remember that when we opened the gate and released water, it seemed that a small competition was held?” ”

“The game … Who seems to be playing farther and longer? ”

Hearing this, Uchiha nodded and said, “It seems that there is such a thing, I remember that I won.” ”

“Isn’t that right?” Upon hearing this, Thousand Hand Pillar shook his head and said, “I remember that I won. ”

“Impossible, just your water dispenser, how can it be comparable to me?” Uchiha shook his head and said with disdain.

“You…” The corner of Thousand Hand Pillar’s mouth twitched, and he said very unpleasantly: “Ah Ban, you are better than me?” ”

“How? Do you have an opinion? Uchiha asked defiantly as he twitched the strip of leather in his right hand.

Seeing this, Uchiha directly picked up the leather strip on the ground, and said very unconvinced: “That’s right, I just have an opinion!” ”

“Find a fight!” Uchiha’s face turned dark, and he wanted to twitch the pimp.

The same is true between the thousand hand pillars.

Just when the two were about to fight, something suddenly came to mind.

The eyes of the two narrowed.

The two looked at each other’s pimps in their hands, and their eyes revealed incredulity.

Just now, they have recalled the ins and outs of yesterday’s evening and know what happened.

Yesterday the two of them were on the evening because of who peed farther and who was the winner!

Who each disobeys!

So the two began to fight from the toilet, and then the more they fought each other, the more angry the two sides became.

In the end, the two started a big fight.

Neither of them used ninjutsu, and they all found a pimps from the warehouse and whipped each other.

So much so that the two, in a drunken state, got into a fight.

In order not to affect the boss, Kuruma, and Izuna, the two made an appointment in one place.

And this place is the bedroom between the thousand hand pillars.

In the process of fighting, the two broke the light bulb!

In the end, they also got tired and slept on the bed!

Now, Senjukuma and Uchiha remembered what happened, and each smiled awkwardly.

They all understood in their hearts.

It turned out to be a big oolong!

But right now.

From outside the door came the sound of footsteps.

“Crunch!”

The bedroom door between the thousand hand pillars was opened.

Three people walked in front of them.

Of course, when the three of them saw Uchiha and Senju each holding a leather strip in their hands, their eyes widened, and a million grass and mud horses roared past in their hearts!

Chiba: “Lying groove!” You two are having crazy fun! SM Ah! ”

Izuna: “Big brother, it turns out that you have always had a leg between the pillars!” ”

“Big brother, I understand!” Don’t explain! ”

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