A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

【Eh System you see! It eats yay! 】

The long effort finally paid off, and Joshua almost cried with joy.

[Hmm… Yes… Oh. Should I congratulate the host on winning the title of Little Master of Training Cats? 】

Joshua scratched his scalp, [Well~ you don’t have to praise me so much! ] I’ll be shy ~~].

【Harm… Shy you uncle! This system has seen such a brazen host from my bit! 】

“Huh… You’re an unusual student…”

This voice startled Joshua, and he couldn’t continue to argue with the system, and when he turned his head sharply, he found Mr. Filch standing behind him.

Joshua was relieved, and then immediately tensed.

“He won’t… Mistakenly thought I was going to do something to her cat? 】

Now the situation on the field is a little witch holding a piece of bread and feeding a skinny female cat, and the cat’s owner is staring at the little witch who feeds without permission.

A meaningful expression appeared on Filch’s ravine-covered face, and Joshua couldn’t tell if it should be a smile or some other expression.

“Oh… Sir, I… I just look at this cat it…. Probably hungry…”

Joshua was a little panicked, and the big talk about conquering Hogwarts and conquering Filch was all left behind by him.

The time he grew up in China gave his entire soul the mark of fear of the master.

Even if Mr. Filch is not a Hogwarts teacher in the sense of the word, the average student still trembles when he sees the staff in charge of managing students, right?

“You don’t have to be afraid… I am not blind, and I know the condition of Lady Loris. Filch walked past Joshua, carrying a slightly musty smell, her clothes should not have been washed in a long time.

“I believe that a little wizard of yours, who has just entered school for less than a day, will have no need to poison my cat, of course, even if you poison it, I believe that the teachers in the school will save it…”

By this time, Mrs. Loris had finished her “hunted” bread, and after a few rubbies, she ran to Filch’s side, rubbing his dirty trouser leg with her head.

Of course, this is most likely not coquetry, and it is more likely that Mrs. Loris has not bathed for a long time so her scalp is itchy….

“Huh… That’s true…” Joshua was embarrassed, he suddenly found that he didn’t know what to say, the system that should be washed couldn’t even give a little pretense advice, it was really weak.

Filch coughed softly, drawing Joshua’s attention and gently touching the small wooden cabinet on the table with his hand.

“Like it? This is what I made overnight last night…”

As if telling his love to his old lover, he muttered: “Every bad student has their own unique record… You see… Sirius Black, James Potter, oh, these are old men… Tell me who you know, George Weasley and Fred Weasley… Two troublemakers who are not a pity to be hanged…”

“Of course there will be you in the future…”

He suddenly leaned down and put his face close to Joshua, his cloudy eyes full of teasing, “Oh~ how awesome this is!” In the future, the world’s No. 1 white wizard will be caught by me! ”

Joshua could feel a gas mixed with the smell of smoke and the smell of unpalatable vegetable soup, and he couldn’t open his eyes when it was about to be stimulated.

But he still tried to keep his eyes wide open, “But I think this wooden cabinet of yours records my great achievements with wisdom!” Mr. Filch! Although I self-guide you are laughing at me! But I will still let others mock me and not waver, as I said during the sorting ceremony, knowing the day when I really reach the top of the wizarding world! ”

Filch shook his head, “Humph… Brat…. The cowhide is blown up, but it is easy to hurt yourself… I’ve seen a lot of gifted little wizards… But the result? Damn it or die…”

Joshua didn’t know if he was talking about Harry’s father, so he could only continue to argue: “If I die on the way to the top, then I can only admit that I am unlucky; But I will not stop myself for fear of death, and if I am lucky not to die, then…”

“Okay, okay… Don’t say it… I’m not here to hear your so-called right dream! ”

Filch interrupted Joshua with interest, “If you want to be the number one in the world, I don’t care… What if there is another Dumbledore or mysterious man in the world? I’m just the gatekeeper who guards Hogwarts…”

“Let’s go… Professor McGonagall sent you over for a week, this night… It’s still growing…”