A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

A few large characters on a line of wooden cabinets.

Joshua Joestar

“？？？ Crouch! He wants me to die! ”

Joshua was going to be shocked, wasn’t it a crime of making a loud noise in public?

As for? Need to be so ruthless? This is completely equivalent to recording you in the little black book of the head of the teaching department!

Joshua couldn’t help but have a bold idea in his heart: Or… Throw this wooden cabinet away?

But the next second he gave up on the idea, the cabinet was gone without Filch to do again, and if he lost something, he would definitely suspect that he had been here, it would be too much to lose….

“Meow~”

Mrs. Loris, who was sleeping in the corner, woke up, looked at Joshua in front of her, and subconsciously made a feline hunting posture.

Slowly detouring back to the door of the office to block Joshua’s retreat, its limbs tightly on the ground, its slightly fried tail swaying nimbly, and not forgetting to show its cat’s paws to “shock” Joshua.

Maybe Joshua’s movement was too loud to wake it up, maybe it had slept enough, but its awakening did cause Joshua a lot of trouble.

[Roar~ My dear host was threatened by a cat, this is really ridiculous…. Hehe… The future number one in the world is threatened by cats… Oh hehe…].

The system jun may have been under control for too long and did not come out to leak his face, and as soon as he spoke, he squeezed Joshua with resentment.

【Get out! You’ve just been threatened by a cat! 】

Joshua also held his stomach for a while, and he was angry when he heard the sound of the system.

This is what happened after last night’s sorting ceremony.

The little wizards of the wind and dust followed the prefect of their house back to their house lounge, back to the assigned dormitory.

I don’t know if it’s because I’m a supernumerary, Joshua’s bedroom is actually just him!

This is very good, at least it is more convenient to do some strange things in the future, and when communicating with the system, you don’t have to be so suspicious for fear that someone will see that you are distracted.

So Joshua confidently began to draw the skill reward given to him by the system….

Think about when you get a wand, because of the wand attribute, the system assigns yourself an Explosion that can explode your opponent’s mother, and then think about how you just pretended to be so shocking in the auditorium, wouldn’t you be able to get the overlord domineering?!

At that time, Voldemort led a stick of Death Eaters into Hogwarts, and then saw Joshua’s tiger body shaken, and he knelt on the opposite side.

But ideals are often different from reality, and the system gives him ….

Riding ability: B!

Ranks: Saber, Rider, Shielde. (Of course, Joshua is actually Caster…) ）

Ability is explained as the ability to master a variety of vehicles. (PS: Bring your own blessing from Er Qiao)

Modern mounts such as bicycles, motorcycles, and cars can be used freely, making the Malella chariot manageable due to the riding ability given to Joshua by the system, making this high riding class applicable. (Chestnut can look at the dull hair king in FATE/ZERO, who became a drag racing girl after getting a Harley)

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“But I don’t want to become an old driver of Akimeyama! I don’t want to play Quidditch either! What the hell is this! ”

The teenager’s grievances are unknown.

【Forget it! Without talking about this, I will ask you, can you help me deal with this cat, it seems that Mr. Filch cares about his cat, tsk… I see that the material used in the cat’s nest is better than the material of the clothes he wears! 】

【Huh? How do I tease a cat, you ask? It’s simple! Reaching out and scratching the cat’s chin and making it purr is about the same. 】

Eh, this proposal sounds good, it is said that cats purr with their throats when they feel comfortable.

So Joshua held out his hand, “Come on, come on… Kitten~Let me scratch your chin~~~”

“Meow~~~!!!”

[System tip: Congratulations to the host for getting a finger as thick as a radish! ] 】

【Get out! Fuck off your uncle! You’re pit Laozi again! What happened when the cat bit me?! I’m not going to get a rabies vaccine, am I?! How neat is that?! 】

【Huh? Can this all depend on the system? People are obviously well-intentioned! 】

System Jun was very sad, even sad to the point of almost laughing.

[However, the host of rabies can rest assured, even if this cat has a thousand and ten thousand viruses, this system can easily resolve it for you! ] 】

【Crouch! 6 ahhh! Isn’t that already an invincible body? By next year, no, even if I go to the basilisk now, I can ignore his venom? 】