Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 39 ~~~
The two didn't fight, but Yuba recommended himself as Baimu's guide, introducing everything about Wushen Town, even though Baimu always claimed that he didn't need any guide.

The whole town is full of taverns, technical institutes, and casinos. During the daytime, all kinds of drunken drunkards are yelling. Every few steps on the ground where the sewage is flowing, there is always a body lying sideways. I don’t know if it is dead or sleeping. caught.

Chaos, disorder, filth, stench, crime, greed...

This town is made up of these inferior words.

"If you are a rookie with delicate skin and tender flesh, if no one takes you with you, you will be knocked out by someone and go to the martial arts academy to get your butt in the evening." Yuba tried his best to prove his worth.

"What about me, where will I be sold? A restaurant?" A Fei in the form of a cat cracked a smile, showing sharp teeth.

"Oh...Damn it, a cute talking cat! Your appearance will make the drunks in Wushen Town buy out their sacks!" Yuba's eyes almost popped out: "Those in Daming Mansion The lady can spend all her property to buy you."

"Oh? I like green sacks, it's healthier." Ah Fei grinned without worry.

Bai Mu thought for a while, but was still worried about getting into trouble: "A Fei should stop talking."

"Yeah, don't think that you can survive in Wushen Town just because you can fight. People who die are usually able to fight. These bastards can do all kinds of dirty tricks." Yuba is very satisfied with Bai Mu's reaction. The cat is his alone.

This is the price of knocking out two front teeth.

"Where is the gold exchange?" Bai Mu was not interested in wandering in the street full of shit and urine.

"Oh? Are you going to entrust a mission? You can come to me, without taking a commission from the gold exchange. I used to be the jounin of Yuyin Village. The price is cheap and affordable. It ranges from assassinating Hokage to taking a dog. I'll take your life." Yuba tapped his forehead.

"Then leave with the entrusted gold?" Bai Mu snorted coldly. The commission for exchanging gold could be high, but at least it is guaranteed. If you find these bastards to do private work, I'm afraid you will never find them in your life.

"Please, you should trust old Yuba, he is the most reputable hired ninja in this town, his work ethic is as strong and reliable as the third generation of Raikage's butt!" Yuba yelled strangely.

"Ahaha... the ass of the third generation of Raikage!" A Fei laughed so hard that he almost died of breath: "I should have come to the ninja world earlier, there are too many funny jokes, I will definitely try how strong I am when I have the chance. "

Bai Mu also almost laughed out loud, this Yuba is a bit interesting, the third generation of Raikage is the man known as the strongest shield...

"Ding!"

"Acquired the task: pinch the third Raikage's ass"

"award:……"

"Oh, cheating system, don't tell me about rewards, I won't pinch even [-] gold coins." Bai Mu directly vetoed this task, which is like dying.

"Think about it, my sword is so fast that you can't even see its shadow." Yuba tried his best to sell himself, but it's a pity that his whole body doesn't look like he's hiding a sword. Could it be a shadowless sword?

"I'm not commissioning a task, I'm looking for someone." Bai Mu replied.

"Looking for people? I'm better at finding people! In Wushen Town, even cats and dogs, there is no one with a name that I don't know, Yuba!" Yuba patted his chest.

"Hey, Yuba old dog, when will you pay back the wine money you owe?" A tavern owner who went out to dump excrement on the side of the road cursed.

"Bah, why should I pay back the wine money I owe on my own ability! Don't affect the uncle's fortune!" Yuba spat back a mouthful of old phlegm.

"Get out, don't let me see you again in my shop!" Wow... a basin of feces was poured over.

"Grass, is it so sloppy?" Bai Mu jumped three meters away and almost got splashed, but fortunately he dodged quickly.

"No way, everyone likes this tune." Yuba patted the filth on his feet: "By the way, who are you looking for?"

"Jiaodu, is he here?" Bai Mu stopped and looked into Yuba's eyes.

If you want to hire a ninja to not be a small soldier in Hidden Rock Village, the fastest way is to hug a thigh that has been famous for a long time.

"Jiao...Jiaodu? Why are you looking for that old...old...old...old senior?!" Hearing Jiaodu's name, Yuba's aura suddenly weakened, and the swearing words that he held back for a long time Did not say it.

"Nonsense, of course there is something to do, do you know where the corners are?" Bai Mu rolled his eyes.

"Hush... that old monster is very unwelcome here... Mention his name, this group of people is like a mouse hearing a cat meow!" Yuba looked around furtively, lowering his voice. nobody.

"Corner~~~" Ah Fei dragged out his voice, and a tenor came...

In an instant, all the people around, even the drunks, raised their heads with great vigor, looking around with fear in their eyes.

Yuba quickly covered Ah Fei's mouth: "Damn you! This name cannot be mentioned here!"

After listening for a long time, the word "du" did not appear, and everyone resumed their own trajectory. It was time to fight and get drunk.

"Hohohohoho, interesting." Ah Fei laughed.

"Then can you tell me more about it?" Shiraki suddenly became interested in characters other than anime.

"Of course! But...how can you just say no to the money? You have to buy me two drinks!" Yuba shook his eyebrows maliciously.

"Okay, you choose the place, I want the best tavern, I don't drink bad wine." Shiraki was also quite generous, how much can I spend on drinking?

"No problem! I know exactly which tavern in this town likes to mix wine with water, and which one likes to mix wine with water." Yuba patted his chest heavily.

"Fat Dog Bar"

A rotten house made of rotten boards seemed to be blown down by a gust of wind, and a fat dog painted on the signboard was mottled and out of shape.

"I asked you to pick the best one. Is this the best bar you're looking for?" Bai Mu pinched his nose and looked inside the noisy bar. The pig farms were cleaner than this.

"Hey, brat, what you want is the best bar, not the cleanest bar. Whether the bar is good or not depends on the atmosphere! Do you understand the atmosphere?" Yuba grinned.

"Okay, here it is, I don't think other places are too strong." Shiraki looked at the surrounding "Pig Head Bar", "Broken Pot Bar" and "Rabbit Bar" and shook his head.

"Come on, bring this." Yuba handed over a dirty red armband, and smiled wretchedly: "This is a sign of a valuable customer of the gold exchange. This kind of thin skin and tender meat...hehehe..."

"Why didn't I? Am I not a distinguished guest?" Ah Fei also wanted it.

"Okay, I'll get you one too!" Yuba dug out in his bosom, took out another red armband, turned it over, spit, spread it evenly and stuck it on Ah Fei's forehead.

Only then did A Fei smile.

"The meaning of this thing should be: this fat sheep is being watched by someone, and others are not allowed to interfere." Bai Mu looked at the goat pattern on the armband, and stuck the armband on his arm.

Yuba's smile froze on his face: "So you...you know?"

"Heh, this trick was eliminated 20 years ago in our Zu'an village." Bai Mu sneered.

"Then you still wear it?" Yuba was puzzled.

"An old dog with malicious intentions is better than being surrounded by a group of annoying flies. I hope this old dog can hold the scene."

"Don't worry, no one dares to interfere with the people I Yuba is targeting." Yuba grinned again, showing his rotten teeth without the door.

(End of this chapter)