Siheyuan: Lao Liu appears, everyone is confused

Chapter 68 The courtyard cannot live without Jia and Zhang, just like summer cannot live without mosquitoes

Feeling a burning gaze looking towards him, Wang Hao knew it was Yi Zhonghai without having to guess.

His eyes swept over and caught the angry expression on Yi Zhonghai's face, and Wang Hao couldn't help but laugh.

If you don't stab yourself with a knife, you will never know how painful it is.

What Wang Hao just said in public was just the most basic version of what Yi Zhonghai usually said to other people in the courtyard.

Nothing more outrageous has been said yet.

I believe that not only Wang Hao, but everyone in the hospital is familiar with these words, otherwise they wouldn't have the same reaction just now.

Yi Zhonghai was furious, but he didn't dare to refute in public, otherwise he would be slapping himself in the face.

If the fact of double standards is too obvious and arouses people's resentment without mentioning it, then the gain outweighs the loss.

Wang Hao is such a cruel guy!
This move made him so frustrated that he couldn't even fight back.

Today he was defeated not by Wang Hao's hands, but by his own hands. This was what made Yi Zhonghai most uncomfortable.

"Convene a conference! We must convene a conference!"

Among the crowd, Xu Damao, who was not too concerned about the trouble, jumped out first and called out: "The incident between the First Master and Jia Zhang has had such a bad impact. If everyone follows suit in the future, the reputation of our courtyard house will be completely ruined. ”

Xu Damao winked at Wang Hao as he spoke.

Everyone laughed secretly.

Xu Damao is also interesting. He imitated Wang Hao just now and misappropriated some of Yi Zhonghai's classic quotes.

Isn't this uncle so angry?

"Xu Damao, I think your skin is itchy, right? You are running out to cause trouble at this time. Do you want me to relax your muscles and bones?"

As Xu Damao's mortal enemy, seeing him running out to cause trouble, Silly Zhu rolled up his sleeves and came directly towards Xu Damao.

"Second uncle, you don't care about Silly Zhu?"

As a human spirit, Xu Damao naturally would not stand there waiting for Sha Zhu to come and take action. He ran directly behind the second uncle Liu Haizhong and used his fat body as a shield to avoid Sha Zhu's force attack.

"That's enough, Silly Pillar!"

Seeing that Silly Zhu didn't take him seriously at all, Liu Haizhong shook his stomach and shouted: "Look at how you look now, is this the time for you to act nonsense?"

"Second uncle, it was Xu Damao who disrespected the first uncle first."

Silly Zhu explained somewhat unconvinced.

Liu Haizhong snorted coldly.

He was very dissatisfied with Shazhu's move of putting Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, in a high position and not taking himself, the second uncle, into consideration at all.

"Second uncle, let's hold a meeting!"

"Solve this matter quickly! Don't waste everyone's time!"

He opened his mouth to scold the other person for talking too much, but found that the person who just spoke was Wang Hao, and Liu Haizhong gave up the idea.

I want to deliberately find trouble to teach him. With Wang Hao's character, he will definitely not let it go.

I can’t resist it!

Helpless, Liu Haizhong waved his hand and announced directly to everyone: "The meeting is about to begin!"

Now Yi Zhonghai, the big brother, is one of the parties involved, and there is definitely no way to preside over it, so only Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui, the three big boys, are left.

Liu Haizhong was very excited about this rare opportunity to sit in the main seat.

soon.

Some residents who had no one present were also notified and sent people over.

It is a rule that at least one person from a family attends the conference.

"Okay, I think everyone knows the purpose of today's meeting, so I won't say more."

Seeing that people from all sects had come together, Liu Haizhong made a simple opening statement, then quickly looked at Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang, and asked straight to the point: "Old Yi, Jia Zhang, who are you?" first come?"

"I'll say it first!"

Fearing that Yi Zhonghai would seize the opportunity, Jia Zhang quickly raised her hands and took a step forward.

Yi Zhonghai, on the other hand, had no reaction at all.

Standing here instead of the usual seat of honor, Yi Zhonghai felt very uncomfortable, as if he was the prisoner being interrogated. Naturally, he had no intention of fighting with Jia Zhang about who could speak first.

"In this case, let's go first to Jia Zhang."

Liu Haizhong, who was also the uncle of the courtyard, was originally ready to give Yi Zhonghai a chance first, but he didn't respond at all, so he had no choice but to let Jia Zhang come first.

"It's like this..."

Under Jia Zhang's exaggeration, she quickly explained the matter.

When it was Yi Zhonghai's turn, Auntie stepped forward to speak instead.

Yi Zhonghai really couldn't save this face.

In fact, the matter is not complicated. Just by listening to their quarrel, you can guess most of it. The key point is who is right and who is wrong.

"Lao Yi, I'm not telling you, why are you smashing other people's antiques...that's all."

As the host of the conference, Liu Haizhong directly commented on Yi Zhonghai's behavior, but he was a little unable to say the word "chamber pot".

If it hadn't been for Jia Zhang's insistence, he really wouldn't have been able to connect the chamber pot with the antique.Turning his head, Liu Haizhong said to Mrs. Jia Zhang again: "Mrs. Jia Zhang, you are the same. I am having a good meal at home, but you come to the door with a chamber pot and put it directly on the dining table. What do you think? "

As soon as Liu Haizhong said these words, there was a burst of laughter.

Everyone couldn't imagine that scene, and they also sympathized with Yi Zhonghai.

If it were them, they might not be able to help but make the same move as Yi Zhonghai.

"What are you laughing at, what's so funny about it."

Hearing the laughter of the people around her, Mrs. Jia Zhang opened her eyes wide, cursed, and then said to Liu Haizhong: "Second uncle, I didn't think so much at the time, but no matter what, the first uncle can't take me away." His family heirlooms were thrown outside, do you think what has become of them?"

Seeing the chamber pot broken into several parts on the ground, Mrs. Jia Zhang looked distressed.

Hearing Mrs. Jia Zhang describe the chamber pot as a family heirloom, Wang Hao, who was eating melon seeds in the crowd, couldn't help laughing.

Although it is said that if it is a chamber pot passed down from past dynasties, it can indeed be regarded as an antique and has certain research value, but treating this as a family heirloom is somewhat unusable.

"Lao Yi is indeed at fault for smashing your... heirloom tonight, but what evidence do you have to prove that your heirloom is a real antique and its value is not low?" At this time, Yan Bugui, who was next to him, was logical. He asked Jia Zhang clearly.

"Does this still need proof?"

Jia Zhang said with determination: "This chamber pot was left by Dongxu's grandfather. It has been there since I got married. It must be an antique."

"Then why do you still say that this chamber pot was used by Cixi?"

Yan Bugui adjusted his glasses and almost couldn't help laughing.

"This must have been used by Cixi!"

"Our courtyard is so close to the Forbidden City. Is it normal for something to come in from the palace?"

"Since it came from the palace, it must have been used by Cixi."

Jia Zhang's nonsense logic almost made everyone laugh.

The people who stayed out of the incident were all happy, secretly wondering why they hadn't realized that Jia Zhang had such a talent for comedy before.

Only Yi Zhonghai's face was as dark as briquettes.

"Jia Zhang, you are using strong words to make excuses!"

Liu Haizhong slapped the table and yelled angrily.

"Even if it wasn't used by Cixi, it's still an antique after so many years, right?" Jia Zhang actually knew that her rhetoric was a bit far-fetched, so she didn't dare to insist on it, so she could only take a step back.

"Hey! Mrs. Jia Zhang, if my family has a chamber pot like yours, will I also get rich?"

"So, I also have an antique chamber pot at home."

"Hahaha, it seems like no one has it."

"As time goes by, it becomes an antique? Then the house I live in also becomes an antique?"

Everyone who really couldn't stand listening spoke one after another.

Mainly, the chamber pot that Jia Zhang took out from home is not a rare thing.

Not to mention every household, many people have a similar one at home, and it is quite old.

But to insist that it is an antique is a bit forced.

"Okay, Mrs. Jia Zhang, since I broke your chamber pot, I'll pay you the most."

While Yi Zhonghai was talking, the aunt had already gone back to the house and took out her chamber pot.

When Auntie handed the chamber pot to Jia and Zhang, Yi Zhonghai said again: "Our chamber pot is no younger than your Jia family's, so I'll give it to you as compensation."

"Hey, it's so dirty."

Jia Zhang hurriedly avoided the chamber pot handed over by the aunt, and said with disgust.

As soon as these words came out, Yi Zhonghai and Yi Ma both had dark faces.

Everyone almost laughed!

This Jia Zhang family...

"Okay, now that the matter has been clarified." Liu Haizhong said while suppressing a smile, "Jia Zhang, please take back the chamber pot from Lao Yi's house, and this matter will be settled."

"I do not want!"

"Master, please give me a new one!"

Knowing that there was no advantage to take advantage of, and also realizing that the chamber pot in her home might not be an antique, Jia Zhang made a new request.

In the end, during Jia Zhang's bargaining, Yi Zhonghai reluctantly took out one yuan as compensation.

Just for this one dollar, Mrs. Jia Zhang made him embarrass himself in the courtyard.

"Dismiss!"

As Liu Haizhong announced that the meeting was over, Qin Huairu immediately ran forward and kept bowing her head to apologize to Yi Zhonghai and Auntie.

Qin Huairu was very helpless.

This uncle is the biggest supporter of their Jia family. If their mother-in-law offends them for a dollar, the loss will be huge.

Facing Qin Huairu's attitude, Yi Zhonghai's expression softened slightly.

Just when his eyes glanced inadvertently, Yi Zhonghai's heart was blocked again when he saw Mrs. Jia Zhang happily kissing the one dollar note he had just given.

(End of this chapter)